As the title suggests, it may be a bit sudden, but starting from today, I will start writing a diary.
It’s not for the purpose of leaving something behind, nor is it to record how I change my tragic fate.
It’s just simply because I’m too bored.
Because I don’t want to use the troublesome calendar system of this world, let’s just call today the first day.
Anyway, it happens to be in some sense the first day I came to this world.
On such a commemorative day, I am also prepared to do something meaningful.
Hmm, I talked to the real protagonist, Miss Lu Yuliu, from the original work.
When I found her, she was still in the disguise of a Demon Sect disciple, sitting alone at the stern of the ship, enjoying the sea breeze and standing out from the other Demon Sect disciples.
She was obviously very wary of me, probably afraid that I would uncover her true identity…haha, as a man who knows everything about her, even her three size measurements, even those of her future harem too, I laughed a bit at the thought.
The original author is really something.
After some consideration, I gave up on using the loud wind of today as an opening line, and instead asked her what was on the other side of the sea.”
She was silent for a long time, looking at me with a dumbfounded expression, before finally answering that the other side of the sea is the territory of the Immortal Nation.
…So it’s true that protagonists who don’t understand memes are really boring.
Why can’t the original author make the protagonist a time traveler like me?
How can I have fun and go treasure hunting on the high seas with such a boring protagonist?
Hmm, it will take ten days to sail from the Three Thousand Demon Realms to the Immortal Nation, and I will have to turn her into an interesting woman during this process.
And also, improve our relationship a bit.”
“The next day.
I didn’t get a chance to talk to the real protagonist, Lu Yuliu, today.
She was probably scared off by my sudden conversation yesterday and spent the whole day practicing with the disciples of the Demon Sect in the cabin.
But some interesting guests arrived today, those few fellows who almost died on the deck yesterday.
To be honest, they are all talented people.
After learning that I am the notorious Holy Saint of the Demon Sect, they didn’t try to stay away from me but instead came to make friends.
They truly have a different outlook on life, being able to willingly offer their lives to Miss Hehuan in the Joyful Realm.
We had a great conversation and when I asked them how it felt to dual cultivate with the female disciples of the Demon Sect, they all had a nostalgic expression on their faces and gave their own answers.
To summarize, their answers could be summed up in one sentence: “The taste of the demoness (female disciple of the Demon Sect) is truly unbeatable, but it can be a bit harmful to the kidneys.”
However, they also said they wouldn’t be going back there for a while, probably because they are afraid of one day achieving an extreme post-nut enlightenment and joining the Buddhist faith.
Hmm, if they join the Buddhist faith, they will become my enemies.”
“The third day.
Nothing happened today, I spent the whole day looking at the sea and almost got bored to death.
It’s worth mentioning that those fellows who visited yesterday spent the whole day reading books and looking at pictures of that kind of genre today, and invited me to join them.
Am I that kind of person? As the Holy Saint of the Demon Sect, Is that how I look like to outsiders?
At that moment, I looked at them with a judgemental gaze and then silently went back to look at the sea.
To be honest, the entertainment in this world is not worth watching.
Even if there were no phones or computers, I didn’t expect that even calligraphy and painting would be so backward, it’s simply outrageous.
But I admire those guys more, they can still get excited about that kind of thing.”
“On the fourth day, I finally caught Miss Lu Yuliu who was alone.
I guess she couldn’t bear pretending to be a disciple of the Demon Sect all day long, so she came out for some fresh air.
When she saw me, she wanted to run away, but unfortunately, my cultivation has surpassed hers by a whole realm and more.
How could I let her run away? Ahem, this kind of statement makes me sound like a bully who forces young girls to submit to me using my strong cultivation realm…
This time, I invited her to chat.
Originally, I wanted to discuss tea and Dao together, but unfortunately, I am a rough and uncultured man who doesn’t know how to brew tea, let alone discuss Dao.
I know a little about the tea ceremony, but it’s not something that can be discussed with girls.
As for the result of this chat… Well, it was a disaster.
She clearly didn’t dare to speak too much, afraid of revealing herself, and I couldn’t act too close to her, so most of the time, we played a staring game.
To be honest, I hope she can remove her disguise and play this game with me.
If she really has the appearance described in the original work, I think I should have the patience to look at her for a lifetime.”
“On the fifth day.
Maybe yesterday’s chat had an effect.
Miss Lu Yuliu didn’t avoid me today.
I asked her happily why she was so cooperative today.
She replied that spending a day staring at each other with me was better than staring at the group of people on the ship, at least I looked better.
She’s really an honest girl.
But is she really not afraid of revealing her identity by speaking to me like this?
Or is it that in her eyes, I am just a fool who can’t tell when she’s in trouble no matter how reckless she is?
Anyway, we spent another day staring at each other.
I really want to see what she looks like without her disguise.”
“On the sixth day, we encountered a sea monster in the Endless Sea.
It was a Foundation Establishment stage tentacle monster.
It happened to appear when Miss Lu Yuliu and I were tired of staring at each other, so I easily killed it with a single move.”
“I know many of my classmates are looking forward to some special development when they see tentacle monsters, but this is a serious diary, so no suggestive content allowed.
After getting my consent, we dismantled this thing together and started barbecuing it in the evening.
To be honest, I really couldn’t develop an appetite for these strange creatures, but Miss Lu Yuliu was very happy eating them, so in order to show that I was sociable, I also tried it.
It’s really delicious.”
Because of yesterday’s team building, the passengers on the ship are obviously closer to me.
Not only did the tentacle event reduce their fear of me, but also their envy and jealousy.
Those several wandering cultivators whom I admire chatted with me about their life ideals for an afternoon today, and recommended me to several famous places in the royal city for sleeping flowers and lodging willows (Brother), inviting me to go with them when I go to the royal city.
Pah! I’m a dignified Holy Saint of the Demon Sect! How could I agree to such a request?
So I firmly rejected them and said that I would only waste their money if they did invite me.
In the evening, my relationship with Miss Lu Yuliu finally progressed.
We played five-in-a-row on the chessboard I made all night.
She had a lot of fun playing and said many times that she wouldn’t play anymore if I won.
Sigh, people are addicted to losing.”
Um, there was a small problem.”
Putting down his diary and pen, Luo Wusheng glanced at the girl wrapped around him like an octopus.
“I say… Can you get off me?”
“But it’s a bit indecent like this.
What if someone comes in?”
“…Do you not love me anymore?”
Listening to the girl’s words, Luo Wusheng’s mouth twitched and he looked up at the sky.
Why did things turn out like this?
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