I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Huh, did Ye Lin act in the nude? I cant see.”

Loud Mouth tossed the gasping Eunuch Cao to the side and came closer.

What do you want to see? Wu Sheng doesnt wear a top in the film, but if youve ever seen my muscles, you would know its not me. I can show it to you if you dont believe me.

Also, the supposed rape scenes was only a montage of dark and blurry pictures to let the audience imagine what happened… regardless of how brave Director Cao is, he wouldnt have the guts to upload a pornographic video.

“I cant believe you would act in such an immoral video…” the class leader said hatefully.

A more immoral scene occurred before she could say another sentence. As Jin Ling Young Thug was raping the orphan girls, his white wolf comrade also brutally raped a cat the girls were raising.

A dog is synchronous with its owner. They both looked at each other and smiled, the class leader was about to burst with anger.

“How could you treat that cat…”

“Hahahaha~~~” Xiong YaoYue abruptly began to laugh, “It got exposed! The dog is clearly female, how could it even rape the cat?”

“Its indeed female.” Little Smart nodded along.

Only then was the class leader able to slightly alleviate her anger.

Did you forget it was all acting? Or did you actually believe the cat and girls were raped?

The actor isnt even me, its Wu Sheng. And I didnt even know the white wolf was a female dog! The tamer is amazing for being able to teach a female dog to act like a male and rape the cat! Did you also teach the cat to stay under the dog without moving?

In the credits at the end of the film, the words Jin Ling Young Thug — Wu Sheng appeared.

“Huh, how come its not your name?” Loud Mouth asked.

Eunuch Cao, who had just revived, got up and said after clearing his throat:

“Wu Sheng is my master and my master is Wu Sheng. Its his stage name.”

“The name doesnt have any personality?” Little Smart evaluated.

“Thats right.” Xiong YaoYue patted the desk, “If youre going to make a stage name, why not make it bolder likeProud Sky Dragon.”

Currently, Bloody Battle of Jin Ling had become a hot topic in class. The students in our class all told the story to the ones who came back from lunch break:

“Did you know Ye Lin acted in a movie, how interesting.”

What do you even find interesting? Do you like watching people getting raped?

“Ye Lins a perfect fit for villain roles. Now our school can add another member to the renowned actor list, rapist Ye Lin…”

Whos a rapist? You can call me a murderer or an arsonist, but dont call me a rapist!

Not good, I cant admit I acted Jin Ling Young Thug for the sake of my reputation (plus I really wasnt the actor)

So I cleared my throat and said to the crowd around me:

“Eunuch Cao wasnt telling the truth, Wu Sheng isnt my stage name. He only looks like me, but hes a student from the film school.”

Loud Mouth and Xiong YaoYue frowned, “Wait, whats going on, youre confusing us.”

“So, its not you.” The class leader had challenging eyesight, but felt slightly better as I admitted the truth.

Huh, how did she realize it wasnt me? Did she see Wu Shengs body and realize he wasnt as muscular as me? Was it because I was wore a tight vest at Xiao Qins house, so you were able to deduce it wasnt me?

I never thought the class leader would have such a deep understanding of me.

Then I called everyone who was interested over and told them Wu Sheng was the one who acted in the film and his nickname was Depressed Bro. Hes a pretty well known person at film school, so you can ask anyone who goes there about him. He only looks a bit like me, but he doesnt have any connections with me.

The students who began to believe my words began to have their questions:

“Then does that mean the fight with the underwear thief wasnt a promotional event?”

“So, it was still because you guys couldnt split the loot evenly?”

Wait… I havent even finished speaking yet. I called out before they could spread even more odd rumors.

“Although I wasnt acting as Jin Ling Young Thug, Ive still acted as a body double for him. I was the one who stood in for him when he did somersaults in the film.”

My words werent a complete lie, since I did substitute Wu Sheng to do a Rolex product placement in one of the scenes.

“Oh, thats why I thought the figure looked a lot like Ye Lin.”

A lot of people said after the fact due to hind sight bias.

What figure? I dont even think he did a somersault in the film! Thats why its so easy being a politician because its so easy to trick people!

The class leader wasnt able to overlook certain aspects: “What does being a substitute have anything to do with fighting while wearing underwear over your head?”

My expression didnt change: “Of course its related. Whats so strange about me appearing in promotional videos as a substitute? Besides, the person I was fighting wasnt even the underwear thief, he was the protagonist for the film, you cant really see clearly due to the low-resolution video.”

Since Im already at this stage, I might as well play along.

“Why do you have to use such a shameless video to promote the film?” The class leader couldnt understand our thoughts.

“Because nowadays poeple have poor taste.” Eunuch Cao followed up.

“Thats why my dad made a plan for master and the protagonist of the film to attract attention with underwear over their heads and promote the next film in the series!”

“Its a sacrifice for art! You have to try and understand!”

The bell rang at this time. Because the lies were more believable than last time, the class leader returned to her seat.

After a short period of time, the entire school found out I acted as a substitute in a minor film.

“Why didnt they just make Ye Lin the villain?” Someone asked, “He was born to be a villain with a face like his!”

“Im assuming its because Ye Lin isnt educated enough and couldnt read the script.”

Even if I miswrite words frequently, Im great at recognizing words. I really want to thank my dads old wuxia novels. I was able to read The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants when I was in grade three!

Xiong YaoYue met me secretly after class. She prodded me with her elbow and said with a sly smile:

“No wonder you stood up for Shu Zhe, its because you were also stealing underwear.”

Huh, didnt you guarantee I didnt steal the underwear to jack off, so why are you saying this now?

“Hmph, since your gay, I still dont think you stole the underwear to jack off. I mean you would have to use a guys underwear if you wanted to jack off.”

“Are you too stressed because no one understands your love, so you stole underwear to wear?”

Why did you come to another weird conclusion?

“Please dont do it anymore in the future. Actually, its normal for good female friends to exchange clothes, if you want to wear female clothes again, you can come ask me. You can also lend me the female clothes you buy.”

Damn, who wants to swap clothes with you? Ill never be able to keep living if I was caught by the class leader or Xiao Qin.

The unexpected part was that Gong CaiCai spoke to me when we bumped into each other in the hall:

“Ye Lin classmate, youre so brave. I really respect that you have the courage to act in a movie.”

“Are you not scared when youre in front of a camera? I get the shivers when Im in a photo studio to get my picture taken…”

“Sometimes, I wish I wouldnt be afraid of anything like you….”

Turning back the time a bit around the time Xiao Qin got back from the math teachers office. Xiao Qin wasnt really mad about being scolded for her poor grades. Instead, she claimed she was bored and secretly drew a picture with the math teacher as the model.

I took her pad with a bad feeling. Our math teacher is chubby and looks like he had a sense of responsibility, but he turned from this

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I mean its not even the same person! I mean, I only drew a picture as an example and still did it a thousand times better than you! The guys face you drew is basically composed of potatoes and eggplants!

When Xiao Qin heard I acted in a film, she also watched the Bloody Battle of Jin Ling along with the panties video.

“Ye Lin classmate isnt even in this film.” Xiao Qin said with certainty, but the one with the underwear over his head is definitely Ye Lin… but whose underwear is it? Even if you couldnt beat your opponent and needed to transform, you should at least use your girlfriends… use my underwear.